The Bulls will beat Leinster at Croke Park 24-20, according to Chat GPT. By the way, if you are Irish, this bit of AI also comes with a wink and perhaps a bit of a calf cramp.

Chat GPT is digging deep into the 2022 season to give the Bulls a first-ever United Rugby Championship title.

Jake White’s side stunned Leinster at the RDS in 2022 to reach the inaugural URC final and, according to Chat GPT they return to Dublin wiser, better balanced, and with nothing to lose. The odds may be stacked against them, but the path to victory is clear — and it doesn’t rely on flair or fantasy, but on grit, discipline, and pressure in the right places.

Chat GPT states the obvious, but here goes:

‘The Bulls must dominate up front. The loss of Elrigh Louw, Cameron Hanekom and Gerhard Steenekamp are massive — all three have been pillars of physicality and energy — but the Bulls still boast the tight five to unsettle Leinster. Wilco Louw, Ruan Nortjé and Johan Grobbelaar have the tools to win scrums, disrupt lineouts, and slow down ball at the ruck. Add to that the bruising work rate of Cobus Wiese, the versatility of Jan-Hendrik Wessels, and the leadership of Marcell Coetzee, and the Bulls have enough firepower to impose themselves physically over 80 minutes.

‘They’ll also need Embrose Papier to dictate the tempo from the base. The Springbok scrumhalf has been in superb form, combining sharp service with game management. His ability to control the flow will be vital in keeping Leinster’s defence from setting.

Tactical control will also hinge on flyhalf Johan Goosen’s boot. He doesn’t need to be spectacular — he needs to be ruthless. Turning Leinster around, forcing them to exit under pressure, and keeping the game in their half will frustrate the Irish side and create opportunities for counter-punches.

‘Then there’s fullback Willie le Roux. At 34, he’s the calm in the chaos — the man who sees things a second before they happen. If the Bulls can create even half-chances, Le Roux has the vision and timing to turn them into points. He’ll be well supported by the red-hot form of Sebastian de Klerk, David Kriel, and Canan Moodie — three strike runners who’ve delivered consistently throughout the playoffs. It’s in broken play and transition where the Bulls can sting Leinster most.

Finally, the finishing effort. Bench impact from players like Akker van der Merwe, Keagan Johannes, Marco van Staden, and Devon Williams will be vital in the final quarter. The Bulls have shown this season that they can finish strongly — and if they’re within a score with 15 to go, they’ll back themselves.

It won’t be pretty, and it probably won’t be high-scoring. But if the Bulls stay patient, physical, and precise, the upset is very much on the cards.

Prediction if the Bulls get it right: Bulls 24 – 20 Leinster.

YOU DECIDE: BRILLIANT OR BULLSHIT FROM AI

JAKE WHITE: THE BULLS ARE UNDERDOGS

URC FINAL: ALL RUGBY ROADS IN DUBLIN LEAD TO CROKE PARK

WATCH: BULLS BEAT LEINSTER IN DUBLIN IN 2022 URC SEMI-FINAL

Src: keo.co.za